stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.

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evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

(via tachibanamakotos)


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joyokosuka:

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seriously please give this anime some credit i’ve been working at getting it rep for 4 years now

just as a warning: this show is a prison drama, and it has triggering material.  if you aren’t sure if you can watch, tell me your triggers and i’ll give you details on the scenes that you might want to avoid (or the specific times if needed)

and i’m honestly not kidding about the promo thing i’ll seriously do it 

some links:

The Opening (warning that there’s screaming)

Funimation’s Playlist

The Manga

thank you so much if you read this

this show means the world to me and i just want people to love it as much as i do

(via rainbowthinker)


ya-ssui:

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!

ya-ssui:

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!

(via bakedfuckingpotato)


cecilfhtagn:

"tumblr is great except for…"

the neo-nazis? the violent misogynists? the white supremacists? the glorification of mass murderers? the blogs committed to telling marginalized people to commit suicide? the pedophiles?

"…the sjws."

ah, yes, clearly it’s the marginalized people trying to get rights. they are the problem here. because they’re occasionally overzealous. or something.

(via kuro--konoha)


roarkshop:

moniquill:

nethilia:

littlemissmichigan:

wavy-crockett:

I won’t ever trust anyone again..

NOOOOOOO

y’all motherfuckers need jesus

This is almost as evil as the wasabi avocado. Almost.

So a friend of mine did this on halloween and almost killed someone who was allergic to peanuts so… you know. Don’t do this. 

roarkshop:

moniquill:

nethilia:

littlemissmichigan:

wavy-crockett:

I won’t ever trust anyone again..

NOOOOOOO

y’all motherfuckers need jesus

This is almost as evil as the wasabi avocado. Almost.

So a friend of mine did this on halloween and almost killed someone who was allergic to peanuts so… you know. Don’t do this. 

(via writer-on-a-rampage)


brando-relatable:

IVEB BEEN FUZCKING CRIYNGF BEXAVUS ETHI SGIF RME,INJD NSME OF THAT

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yoitomi:

i found this piece of paper in a desk at school and this was the ONLY thing on it

yoitomi:

i found this piece of paper in a desk at school and this was the ONLY thing on it

(via pickingbones)


pardonmewhileipanic:

How to not only do Ursula justice, but let her flaunt her true form. 
Love it

pardonmewhileipanic:

How to not only do Ursula justice, but let her flaunt her true form. 

Love it

(via lily-snape-and-severus-evans)